Randy from Marketing

Randy presents barbecue-inspired crayons and a “Bold Flavor?” color chart to skeptical coworkers.
Randy Has Taken “Bold Flavor” Too Literally
Management asked Randy to bring some color to the next campaign. He proposed flavored crayons. Now we have Brisket Brown, Questionable Burgundy, and several follow-up questions. Read more...
Randy proudly holds a seasoning packet and bowl of rice and beans in a stocked bunker while zombies peer through the door window.
Randy Has an Apocalypse Plan. It Includes Seasoning.
Everyone’s preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Randy thinks they’ve overlooked lunch. His MRE seasoning proposal involves bunker morale, barter economics, and a napkin management refuses to call a prototype. Read more...
Randy adjusts a satellite dish beside a barbecue smoker under a starry sky, with three briskets ready for his alien outreach program.
Randy Has Identified a New Market. Management Has Questions.
Randy learned about first-mover advantage and immediately looked beyond Earth. His alien marketing proposal involves smoke signals, three briskets, and a shipping spreadsheet he’s no longer allowed to edit. Read more...